Cards & Papergoods

Outside: If I ever go missing I want my picture on wine bottles instead of milk cartons… Inside: That way my friends will know to look for me.

Outside: Sometimes I think, "Screw this, I'll just become a stripper"… Inside: then I remember, I'm fat and can't dance!

Outside: We'll be friends until we die… Then we will be ghost friends… Inside: and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people!

Outside: You've reached that age where your brain went from "You probably shouldn't say that "… Inside to "What the hell, let's see what happens".

Outside: First, you were a good boy, then a nice kid. You turned into a great guy and grew up to be a fine man. Now, well... Inside: you're just an old fart! Happy Birthday!

Outside: Didn't you think … Inside: growing old would take longer

Made in the USA. Outside: Man is woman's best friend. Inside: He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

A humorous greeting card lending a vintage photograph to coordinate with its outside "We've Still Got It!" sentiment and inside "But Nobody Wants To See It! Happy Birthday!" sentiment.

Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth. Thank you... For being the piss in my pants.
Dimensions: 4.75" x 7"
Material: Paper

White-washed wooden prayer box features removable lid with framed pulp paper poem and wooden cross accent. Arrives with 12 recycled pulp paper prayer slips.