Drinks on Me coasters

“Protein shakes..." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“Please, leave by 9"

Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Very wealthy dog...” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

Made in the USA.

"Snack bitch" coaster Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

"How to Piss off a teenager" Coaster Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“Is it just me or does orange juice taste funny without champagne?” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s…so I took their phones away and turned the internet off.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“A true friend reaches for your hand, and puts a wine glass in it.”

Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what’s going on and now I have to pee.”

Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in United States of America

“Are they still ‘bad habits’ if I like them?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

“I wonder what my cat named me.” Coasters are 4”x 4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

“Last night the internet shopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“My housekeeping style is best described as ‘There appears to have been a struggle.’” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

“Lead me not into temptation…oh who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting…It’s like, whoa, I’m not the same person I was last night.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“I think I may need professional help…A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. 

“I have two moods: Namaste and I’ll Cut You.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“I don’t have grey hair, I have wisdom highlights.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that,” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it’s impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on a see-saw…” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

“The officer said ‘You drinking?’ I said ‘You buying?’ We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking & not hear a damn thing you said.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.