Drinks on Me coasters

“Sorry I slapped you” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

Made in the USA.

"Passive Aggresive..." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. 

"Fixed that annoying noise..." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.


Made in United States of America

“Protein shakes..." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“Please, leave by 9"

Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Very wealthy dog...” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

Made in the USA.

"Snack bitch" coaster Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

"How to Piss off a teenager" Coaster Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“Is it just me or does orange juice taste funny without champagne?” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s…so I took their phones away and turned the internet off.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“Having a daughter is like having a broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.”

Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

Made in United States of America

“It feels amazing to walk into a store and buy whatever I want without looking at the price tag. Thank you Dollar Tree.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what’s going on and now I have to pee.”

Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in United States of America

“Listen, I still want to be invited but I’m not coming.”

Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“Are they still ‘bad habits’ if I like them?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

“I wonder what my cat named me.” Coasters are 4”x 4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

“Last night the internet shopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…She hugged me.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“My housekeeping style is best described as ‘There appears to have been a struggle.’” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

“I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting…It’s like, whoa, I’m not the same person I was last night.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“I think I may need professional help…A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. 

“I have two moods: Namaste and I’ll Cut You.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“I don’t have grey hair, I have wisdom highlights.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.