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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - 20% Stud

The text outside says "20% STUD 80% MUFFIN" while on the inside it's "HAPPY BIRTHDAY STUD MUFFIN!"

Trash Talk Greeting Card - 20% Stud

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - A Stripper

Outside: Sometimes I think, "Screw this, I'll just become a stripper"… Inside: then I remember, I'm fat and can't dance!

Trash Talk Greeting Card - A Stripper

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Always Carry

The outside text says "ALWAYS CARRY A KNIFE IN YOUR PURSE… " while the inside text says "IN CASE OF CHEESECAKE OR SOMETHING."

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Always Carry

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - An Amateur

The outside text says " IF YOU HAVE TO ASK IF IT'S TOO EARLY TO DRINK…" while the inside text says "YOU'RE AN AMATEUR AND WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS."

Trash Talk Greeting Card - An Amateur

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Bail Money

Outside: The officer said," You drinking?" I said, "You Buying?" We just laughed and laughed. Inside: Let's get together soon. Bring bail money

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Bail Money

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Best Medicine *final few

The outside text says "PEOPLE SAY LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE…" while the inside text says "THEY LIE. IT'S THE BROWNIES."

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Best Medicine *final few

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Better Naked

Made in the USA. Outside: Exercise makes you look better naked. Inside: So does alcohol. Your choice.

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Better Naked

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Brighten Life

The outside text says "LIFE DOESN'T COME WITH GUARANTEES…" while the inside text says "JUST KNOW THAT SMILING WILL BRIGHTEN YOUR FACE, LAUGHTER WILL BRIGHTER YOUR DAY AND GOOD FRIENDS WILL BRIGHTEN YOUR LIFE!"

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Brighten Life

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Challenge You

The outside text says "I CHALLENGE YOU TO PLEASURE ME…" while the inside text says "AS MUCH AS MY AIR CONDITIONER DOES."

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Challenge You

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Chest Pains

Made in the USA. Outside: I started having chest pains at the grocery store… Inside: turns out the cart was on my nipples!

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Chest Pains

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Congrats

The outside text says "CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW BABY… " while the inside text says "WE'LL DO SOMETHING FUN IN 18 YEARS."

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Congrats

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Dangerous

Made in the USA. Outside: At your age, swimming can be dangerous. Inside: Lifeguards don't try as hard! Happy Birthday!

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Dangerous

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Don't Brag

Made in the USA. Outside: I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything, Inside: but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school!

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Don't Brag

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Drank Beer

The outside text says "DO WHAT YOU LOVE AND THE MONEY WILL FOLLOW…" while the inside text says "SO I ATE PIZZA, DRANK BEER AND TOOK A 3 HOUR NAP.|NOW I WAIT."

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Drank Beer

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Drive At Night

The text outside says "YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLD WHEN "FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS"..." while on the inside it's "MEANS SOMEONE WHO CAN DRIVE AT NIGHT."

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Drive At Night

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Family Motto

The outside text says "WELL, THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY…" while the inside text says "IS OUR FAMILY MOTTO!"

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Family Motto

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Friendship

Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth. Thank you... For being the piss in my pants.
Dimensions: 4.75" x 7"
Material: Paper

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Friendship

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Ghost Friends

Outside: We'll be friends until we die… Then we will be ghost friends… Inside: and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people!

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Ghost Friends

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Giggles

Made in the USA. Outside: It's all shits and giggles. Inside: Until someone giggles and shits!

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Giggles

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Go Braless

A humorous greeting card lending a vintage photograph to coordinate with its outside sentiment and inside sentiment.

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Go Braless

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Go Missing

Outside: If I ever go missing I want my picture on wine bottles instead of milk cartons… Inside: That way my friends will know to look for me.

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Go Missing

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - God Made Us

Made in the USA. Outside: God made us friends… Inside: because he knew our parents couldn't handle us as sisters.

Trash Talk Greeting Card - God Made Us

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Golden Years

Made in the USA. Outside: "Golden Years" Inside: my ass.

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Golden Years

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Growing Old

Outside: Didn't you think … Inside: growing old would take longer

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Growing Old

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