Trash Talk by Annie

Made in the USA. Outside: You don't look a day over fabulous! Inside: Happy Birthday!
Dimensions: 4.75" x 7"
Material: Paper

Outside: Sometimes I think, "Screw this, I'll just become a stripper"… Inside: then I remember, I'm fat and can't dance!

Outside: The officer said," You drinking?" I said, "You Buying?" We just laughed and laughed. Inside: Let's get together soon. Bring bail money

Made in the USA. Outside: Exercise makes you look better naked. Inside: So does alcohol. Your choice.

Made in the USA. Outside: At your age, swimming can be dangerous. Inside: Lifeguards don't try as hard! Happy Birthday!

Outside: We'll be friends until we die… Then we will be ghost friends… Inside: and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people!

Made in the USA. Outside: It's all shits and giggles. Inside: Until someone giggles and shits!

A humorous greeting card lending a vintage photograph to coordinate with its outside sentiment and inside sentiment.

Outside: If I ever go missing I want my picture on wine bottles instead of milk cartons… Inside: That way my friends will know to look for me.

Made in the USA. Outside: "Golden Years" Inside: my ass.

Outside: Didn't you think … Inside: growing old would take longer

Made in the USA. Outside: Man is woman's best friend. Inside: He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

A humorous greeting card lending a vintage photograph to coordinate with its outside "We've Still Got It!" sentiment and inside "But Nobody Wants To See It! Happy Birthday!" sentiment.

Outside: You've reached that age where your brain went from "You probably shouldn't say that "… Inside to "What the hell, let's see what happens".

A humorous greeting card lending a vintage photograph to coordinate with its outside sentiment and inside sentiment.

Outside: You know you're getting old… Inside: when you can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time!