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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Problem Solver .

The outside text says "WHEN PEOPLE SAY "YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THAT IN THE MORNING"…while the inside text says "JUST SLEEP UNTIL NOON BECAUSE YOU'RE A PROBLEM SOLVER!"

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Problem Solver .

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Sinking Ship.

The text outside says "IF WE WERE ON A SINKING WITH ONLY ONE LIFE VEST… while on the inside it's "I'D MISS YOU SO MUCH."

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Sinking Ship.

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Just A Little .

The text outside says "YOUR PARENTS HAD SEX" while on the inside it's "JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY."

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Just A Little .

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Old Ladies .

The text outside says "SOMEDAY WE'LL BE TWO DEAR SWEET OLD LADIES!" while on the inside it's "I'M GLAD YOU'RE GOING FIRST! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Old Ladies .

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Better Naked .

Made in the USA. Outside: Exercise makes you look better naked. Inside: So does alcohol. Your choice.

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Better Naked .

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - God Made Us .

Made in the USA. Outside: God made us friends… Inside: because he knew our parents couldn't handle us as sisters.

Trash Talk Greeting Card - God Made Us .

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Chest Pains .

Made in the USA. Outside: I started having chest pains at the grocery store… Inside: turns out the cart was on my nipples!

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Chest Pains .

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Dangerous .

Made in the USA. Outside: At your age, swimming can be dangerous. Inside: Lifeguards don't try as hard! Happy Birthday!

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Dangerous .

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - WOO HOO .

A humorous greeting card lending a vintage photograph to coordinate with its outside sentiment and inside sentiment.

Trash Talk Greeting Card - WOO HOO .

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - We Are Family .

A humorous greeting card lending a vintage photograph to coordinate with its outside sentiment and inside sentiment.

Trash Talk Greeting Card - We Are Family .

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card- You Don't Look .

Made in the USA. Outside: You don't look a day over fabulous! Inside: Happy Birthday!
Dimensions: 4.75" x 7"
Material: Paper

Trash Talk Greeting Card- You Don't Look .

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Go Missing .

Outside: If I ever go missing I want my picture on wine bottles instead of milk cartons… Inside: That way my friends will know to look for me.

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Go Missing .

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - A Stripper .

Outside: Sometimes I think, "Screw this, I'll just become a stripper"… Inside: then I remember, I'm fat and can't dance!

Trash Talk Greeting Card - A Stripper .

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Ghost Friends .

Outside: We'll be friends until we die… Then we will be ghost friends… Inside: and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people!

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Ghost Friends .

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - That Age .

Outside: You've reached that age where your brain went from "You probably shouldn't say that "… Inside to "What the hell, let's see what happens".

Trash Talk Greeting Card - That Age .

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Old Fart .

Outside: First, you were a good boy, then a nice kid. You turned into a great guy and grew up to be a fine man. Now, well... Inside: you're just an old fart! Happy Birthday!

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Old Fart .

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Growing Old .

Outside: Didn't you think … Inside: growing old would take longer

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Growing Old .

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - So Sorry .

Made in the USA. Outside: Man is woman's best friend. Inside: He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

Trash Talk Greeting Card - So Sorry .

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Still Got It .

A humorous greeting card lending a vintage photograph to coordinate with its outside "We've Still Got It!" sentiment and inside "But Nobody Wants To See It! Happy Birthday!" sentiment.

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Still Got It .

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Trash Talk by Annie Trash Talk Greeting Card - Friendship .

Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth. Thank you... For being the piss in my pants.
Dimensions: 4.75" x 7"
Material: Paper

Trash Talk Greeting Card - Friendship .

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