Trash Talk by Annie

The outside text says "WHEN PEOPLE SAY "YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THAT IN THE MORNING"…while the inside text says "JUST SLEEP UNTIL NOON BECAUSE YOU'RE A PROBLEM SOLVER!"

Made in the USA. Outside: God made us friends… Inside: because he knew our parents couldn't handle us as sisters.

Made in the USA. Outside: At your age, swimming can be dangerous. Inside: Lifeguards don't try as hard! Happy Birthday!

A humorous greeting card lending a vintage photograph to coordinate with its outside sentiment and inside sentiment.

A humorous greeting card lending a vintage photograph to coordinate with its outside sentiment and inside sentiment.

Made in the USA. Outside: You don't look a day over fabulous! Inside: Happy Birthday!
Dimensions: 4.75" x 7"
Material: Paper

Outside: If I ever go missing I want my picture on wine bottles instead of milk cartons… Inside: That way my friends will know to look for me.

Outside: Sometimes I think, "Screw this, I'll just become a stripper"… Inside: then I remember, I'm fat and can't dance!

Outside: You've reached that age where your brain went from "You probably shouldn't say that "… Inside to "What the hell, let's see what happens".

Made in the USA. Outside: Man is woman's best friend. Inside: He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

A humorous greeting card lending a vintage photograph to coordinate with its outside "We've Still Got It!" sentiment and inside "But Nobody Wants To See It! Happy Birthday!" sentiment.