Drinkware & Coasters

“I wonder what my dog named me.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“My kid is turning out just like me. Well played karma, well-played.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“Last night the internet shopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…She hugged me.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“My housekeeping style is best described as ‘There appears to have been a struggle.’” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

“Lead me not into temptation…oh who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting…It’s like, whoa, I’m not the same person I was last night.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“I think I may need professional help…A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. 

“I have two moods: Namaste and I’ll Cut You.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“I don’t have grey hair, I have wisdom highlights.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from “You probably shouldn’t say that,” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it’s impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on a see-saw…” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

“The officer said ‘You drinking?’ I said ‘You buying?’ We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“Listen, if drunk me said or did something, you gotta take it up with drunk me. Don’t come at cover me because we weren’t there. We don’t know what happened…” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking & not hear a damn thing you said.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“Are you drunk? Yes No X” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

“I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

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