Drinkware & Coasters

“Let me check my givashitometer” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.”

Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

"Passive Aggresive..." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. 

"Fixed that annoying noise..." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.


Made in United States of America

"Holy water...." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. 


Made in United States of America

“Protein shakes..." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“Please, leave by 9"

Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Very wealthy dog...” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

Made in the USA.

“a dog about to puke”

Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.
Made in the USA.

"Add to Cart" coaster Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. 


Made in United States of America

"Snack bitch" coaster Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“You know your old anytime....” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

"How to Piss off a teenager" Coaster Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“Is it just me or does orange juice taste funny without champagne?” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s…so I took their phones away and turned the internet off.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“Having a daughter is like having a broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.”

Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

Made in United States of America

“A true friend reaches for your hand, and puts a wine glass in it.”

Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“It feels amazing to walk into a store and buy whatever I want without looking at the price tag. Thank you Dollar Tree.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what’s going on and now I have to pee.”

Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in United States of America

“It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them” - Mom

Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“Listen, I still want to be invited but I’m not coming.”

Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“Are they still ‘bad habits’ if I like them?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

“I wonder what my cat named me.” Coasters are 4”x 4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.