Drinkware & Coasters

“Not talk to me" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

Made in the USA.

“Patience tested" Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

Made in the USA.

“Lucky son of a bitch” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

Made in the USA.

“I whisper what the f#ck” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

Made in the USA.

“Stupid people are like glow sticks”

Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Let me check my givashitometer” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

"Passive Aggresive..." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. 

"Fixed that annoying noise..." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.


Made in United States of America

"Holy water...." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. 


Made in United States of America

“Protein shakes..." Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“Please, leave by 9"

Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“Very wealthy dog...” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

Made in the USA.

"Snack bitch" coaster Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

"How to Piss off a teenager" Coaster Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“Is it just me or does orange juice taste funny without champagne?” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s…so I took their phones away and turned the internet off.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“A true friend reaches for your hand, and puts a wine glass in it.”

Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.

“I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what’s going on and now I have to pee.”

Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners. Made in United States of America

“Are they still ‘bad habits’ if I like them?” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

“I wonder what my cat named me.” Coasters are 4”x 4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

“Last night the internet shopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“My housekeeping style is best described as ‘There appears to have been a struggle.’” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners.

“Lead me not into temptation…oh who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.

“I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting…It’s like, whoa, I’m not the same person I was last night.” Coasters are 4”x 4” resin with cork backing and round corners.